One Act Play: a short and usually humourous event in my life which I reenact here for your (and my) amusement.
Cast: Dave and an un-named politician.
Scene: The office of a local politician.
POLITICIAN: Dave, you have to be single mindedly focused on me and only me. I am a brand. I am a product to be marketed.
DAVE: You mean like a tool?
POLITICIAN: Yes! Exactly. I am a tool.
DAVE: Yes, sir you are.
POLITICIAN: I am a tool.












If you’re talking about the politician I think you’re talking about…. you have a bingo there.
You brighten my day.